Thursday, May 15, 2014

socialism with sammy

i've mentioned before that i think the government should give you a family when you grow up, and that they should give you mac and cheese as a food program.

next idea:

cookie bus.

you know how a regular bus comes on schedule, and picks people up at designated bus stops?

cookie bus is similar: regular schedule, designated cookie bus stops.

but you don't get on, you just get cookies.

chocolate chip, oatmeal, peanut butter, snickerdoodles.  all the cookies.  because it's a bus, and you can keep lots of cookies in a bus.

"one of each please!"

cookie bus is the best idea.

2 comments:

  1. Now this is a great idea! In fact, I can just imagine some enterprising cookie company or bakery offering the service to anyone who signs up. Then once a day they send out the bus to deliver a few free cookies! Can I have some?

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    1. so on the drive home from work today, i realized

      "duh, sammy, that's just a fucking ice cream truck, but with cookies."

      and then i decided that i just often really want some cookies.

      because cookies.

      cookies forever.


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