i've mentioned before that i think the government should give you a family when you grow up, and that they should give you mac and cheese as a food program.
next idea:
cookie bus.
you know how a regular bus comes on schedule, and picks people up at designated bus stops?
cookie bus is similar: regular schedule, designated cookie bus stops.
but you don't get on, you just get cookies.
chocolate chip, oatmeal, peanut butter, snickerdoodles. all the cookies. because it's a bus, and you can keep lots of cookies in a bus.
"one of each please!"
cookie bus is the best idea.
Now this is a great idea! In fact, I can just imagine some enterprising cookie company or bakery offering the service to anyone who signs up. Then once a day they send out the bus to deliver a few free cookies! Can I have some?
ReplyDeleteso on the drive home from work today, i realized
Delete"duh, sammy, that's just a fucking ice cream truck, but with cookies."
and then i decided that i just often really want some cookies.
because cookies.
cookies forever.
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cookies