i couldn't figure out how to get past a story blocker. i knew what i wanted to have happen, i just couldn't figure out how to make it happen and seem normal. conveniently, i also really wanted to put in a reference, but felt it might be out of place.
turns out (b) solves problem (a) perfectly.
so now i just have to write it down.
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i had a dream last night. i was a cop (yeah, right), and we were called out to investigate this old factory in the middle of a farm. or at least surrounded by crops. there were all sorts of weird things at the factory, but nothing was illegal, so we had to leave. the "weird things" were like metal train rails embedded in the floor, and a bunch of steel chairs and posts and things that could only move along the rails. the two weirdest things were a huge cage and an area where a bunch of chairs had been arranged around a stage, which also had a cage welded onto the floor (all of this stuff was on the rails). when we were leaving, we saw some people in the distance, but couldn't ask them questions because nothing illegal was happening.
so we left, and the cops/we decided to circle around and look through the fields. i then got there (because dream) from a bar, and so i was kind of drunk, we start searching the fields, and find a bunch of dead bodies hidden, and start to investigate when we're attacked. i get one of the guns out of the cop car trunk, but it doesn't work against a big scary guy who comes down the road. i pass out, and when i wake up, i find that i'm naked and handcuffed in my cop car, but one of the guys from the factory is driving it. i'm taken back to the factory, and put into one of the cages, which is too heavy for me to move.
there's a bit about the weird 7-11 place inside the factory, and i make fun of the guys because the dream logic is breaking down, and they don't like that, but like, one whole wall just doesn't exist now, and that's not the right way to run your illegal prison camp, i mean, seriously, are you people even good at anything?
and then i woke up.
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today somebody else favorited my pettification story on hf, and when i looked at their profile, i saw that they charge people to write stories at like $1/100 words. that made me look at how long my stories are, and i'm apparently dumb for giving away free porn.
oh well.
