this stuff is just awful

• if you say you live near me, maybe this isn't the best intro.
• "I can only imagine the joys of turning you into a completely helpless and submissive sex toy for my pleasures."
• "there is a guy named XXX who lives on oahu. he is trying to find people to hang with. he is relatively new on the island/hawaii"
• "If your ever in the uk, I would love for you to do all the things you have favourited"
• "28 M in Hawaii here. you do real meets? thedragon told me you do real meets"
• what?
• "i´m knot gona boring you tel you how cute you are  i jest wana tell you my fetish funtasy and youl decide if you want to chat"
• "peesing and shiting"
• "สวัสดีครับ ที่ว่าชื่นชอบ scat play นี่ เคยมีประสบการณ์มากน้อยแค่ไหนครับ"
• if this has a name in it, i'm super sorry, but i can only read two words of this.
• "I have been working for a while on OUTOFBUSINESS, a product that I believe a blog owner like you will appreciate. GONE works like a blogging platform but is social from the ground up. Your content can be categorized by you and then discovered by our fast growing community. DUMMY can breathe new life into the content you created for your old blog and hopefully connect you with people, places, and ideas that can add value and meaning to your life."
• my response: "dude, i post porn pics and follow that up with depressive rants about how much i want to kill myself. is that really what you want to build your shitty blog platform on?"
• "We have been seeking out high quality websites and blogs, gauging interest in doing a giveaway with one of our sites. We love the look and feel of your blog and think that your US and Canadian readers might be interested in a giveaway with our sites BLAH"
• just so you don't think that this is a one time thing.
• "hey. like something you chat"
• "We'll not waist our time"
• "hi your cute wat u into? though it would be you're as your would be an object/possesion."
• "Do you like to shit on men or receive scat ? Have you ever sallow it ?"
• "i see your into cat"
• seriously, no.  why would you say this to someone?
• "can make thousands a month being my personal lil online slut..."
• "Id be more then willing to help you out with extra income and pay you for your dedication, So if your looking for extra cash, a lil adventure to spice your life"
• "Hi, XXX 41 here , you like younger Girls too ? ;)"
• "Hmmmm.....pussy and ass shot?"
• "you need to get raped it would be fun to watch that"
• i'm not into it that way.  or into that at all.
• "Ii would love a chance to aerve as your toilet"
• "ooohhh sammy, please give me your shit and piss"
• "Take your mail from your blog, you are interested in distance domination (chat or email)? I frequent the site BLAHSTUFF, my interest is "forced feminization and submission to their wishes""
• "Take your mail from your blog , I would like to know if you are interested in distance domination (chat or email) ? I frequent the site SAMEBLAHSTUFF , my interest is to be forced into sissy little girl or sissy schoolgirl (accept age-play and can be diapered), punishment or task (assigned )"
• i didn't know i'd gotten two different ones of these until i started looking through old emails.
• "Please let me be your real property."
• other junk.
• "i am boy 27 years ,you are dolcett girl? you want to be eaten ???"
• ok, sure, i'm into that stuff.  why is it here? he emailed me and like a hundred other people at the same time.
• "do you want to chat" "would you like to chat" "want ot talk now"
• all within an hour.
• "Hi, i'm living in Istanbul. It's not so easy to find a kinky and dirty partner in Turkey. Would you accept my invitation, if i invite you to Turkey, as my guest? I'm serious"
• really?  that doesn't sound like an absolutely terrible idea or anything.