Wednesday, May 7, 2014

new idea

everybody gets mac and cheese.

like, we get the government together, and set up mac-and-cheeseries everywhere across the country.

it's totally free.   you want mac and cheese?  free mac and cheese for you.

and it's good stuff, with like proper cheese, not some shitty powdered stuff.

maybe there's free chicken to go with it.  whatever.  protein is good.

but like, this is a new food program to ensure no one is ever hungry.

and that no one is ever without delicious mac and cheese to eat.  whenever they want.

like right now.

i really want some mac and cheese.

:(

2 comments:

  1. I've always been partial to hot dogs in my mac and cheese. it's amazing

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    1. you know, whatever protein.

      i've had hot dogs with m&c (withe the bun and all), but not inside. honestly, i like my chicken on the side, because then i can binge on one, without dealing with texture changes as i eat.

      also: omg, i couldn't come up with a fattier comment than that if i tried.

      whatever. m&c forever.

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