sun-maid dried halves peaches

1. smell like farts.
1. but kind of taste ok.
2. what the fuck kind of grammar is that?
1. "what did you buy?"
1. "dried peaches!"
2. nope.  the sun-maid demands you call them dried halves.  "peaches"
1. since 1912.
3. why not "dried half peaches"?  "dried peach halves"?  "dried peaches, if you need to know the geometry, you're probably an asshole"?
1. because all must bow the maid of the sun.