Monday, August 4, 2014

i mean, why can't anything go well for me?

remember when i took prescription drugs and then left my freezer wide open?

now my kitchen smells like hot rotten garbage.  i've tried all the febreeze, and i bought a smelly air freshener, and i tried to dump bleach under my fridge, but it's just stinky hot rotten garbage smell everywhere.

and i go on vacation this week, and i still hate work, and i hate travelling because it makes me super stressed out, and now i'm going to go away, and come back to my whole apartment smelling like hot rotten garbage.

because it's supposed to be a tropical storm this week, i guess, so i'll have to close all my windows and things.

i can't even figure out where the smell is coming from.  "under the fridge" is my best guess, but i can't figure out how to clean that.  do i really have to like hire people to come in to move my fridge so i can clean the stinky shit up from under it?


this is why i hate shit.  it's just too hard to get up, live a life, and do stuff everyday.  i don't want to live with garbage smell.  why do we even have garbage smells?  why don't companies make "oh, you have shitty garbage smell under your fridge.  buy our 'unsmell the shitty smell from under your fridge' product"?

i bet it's because they're jerks.  companies pretty much universally seem to be jerks.  right, oceanic?  right, google?  right...some other company i'm angry at today.  stink smell company.  why do you even exist, stink smell company?

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  1. You could try a service like https://www.taskrabbit.com/ You can hire people who are around in your area, hopefully, to do small odd jobs. You could give someone 5 bucks to move your fridge so you can clean.

    Most modern fridges have wheels and will move with a good pull, and can be "walked" out of their spot

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    1. last night was another fun panic attack night, and when you can't sleep and you can almost taste the smell, it kind of gets overwhelming.

      i can't budge my fridge, so it definitely doesn't have wheels. luckily, after getting home from work today, the stink is way less, to the point where i could smell the stinky "air freshener" that i think i probably should just toss, because it's making a horrible chemical smell of fake clean.

      the febreeze shooty gas can i bought after work does a better job, and doesn't smell as fake, so that helps too.

      so, crisis averted, i guess.

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