i'm at work, but i'm grumpy because i haven't eaten lunch, and i brought a thing to microwave, but it claims it takes 9 minutes to heat up. so instead of doing that, i'm being more grumpy.
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suddenly "a coworker" (who doesn't exist in real life, so is just here for the dream, i guess) shows up. she pulls down my pants and underwear, and pushes me down on the bed (dream world!). i try to figure out what she's doing, and cover up, but she grabs my arms, stuffs them under my tummy, and pulls them out on the opposite side. "stay like that."
she then sits between my legs, and does quick smacks with her hands on my ass. i try to squirm away, but she grabs my ankles and pulls me back. next she bends down and spreads my cheeks apart, and i can feel her scraping with a fingernail. "look what i found," she says as she dives up next to me on the bed. she holds out her finger, and there's a tiny bit of poop on it. "looks like you didn't wipe enough. what should we do with this?" i grab a kleenex and wipe her finger as she laughs. "i think maybe you should come by and i'll inspect you to see if you're clean."
she rolls around, and has my ass on her lap to spank it (there's a weird geometry thing here. she was lying on my left side, but after setting it up is now on my right side). afterwards, i'm crying, and slide back off of her, and i give her a kiss on her right thigh, in the fold just where it meets her hip. she laughs and squeezes me in a big warm hug.
(this is where i woke up with my right leg trapped in the sheets, and my blanket curled up around my head. but then i went back to sleep:)
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we're at a vacation "spa"/"camp"/"such a place doesn't exist" thing. it's underground and dark and dingy. i'm super embarrassed, and worried, because we're not supposed to be dating since we work together (or something like that). we're choosing our showers, because it's like a dorm bathroom or something. the showers are even darker and dingier, and i don't understand how i'm supposed to get clean in them. she chooses one, and points for me to take the one opposite it. she steps into hers, and flashes me, making me flush bright red while she just giggles.
(i woke up again because i couldn't get over how everyone else was ignoring how dirty the place was. i guess it was supposed to be a dungeon kind of place? wtf, brain?)
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i pull into a parking lot, and at first i think they're having a car wash thing, but i then notice that one of them has a black square instead of a bottom part of her bikini. her friend turns, and she has a giant piece of black glass that she's using to hide behind, like a real-life censor bar.
(ditto waking up and wtf brain?)
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