should have a "don't worry, none of the baby animals die in this episode" warnings. or like, a blank space where that would go, so you know that baby animals are going to die in this episode.
and you're just a jerk, king macaque. "i'm the super monkey boss, and everyone has to do the 'you're scared of me' chattering teeth thing."
"even me?" asks tiny baby macaque who is like a quarter king monkey's size.
"everyone, otherwise i don't know that you're sufficiently submissive to me."
"like, you're four fucking times my size. why are you even concerned about this? i'm going to come over and be all disrespectful and you'd rip me to pieces. like, buy some self esteem, jackass."
"i don't hear chattering!"
fuck you macaque. you're a jerk, and i hope you die.
"warning: this episode contains animal death, but don't worry, he was a fucking jerk and got what he deserved."
"warning: this episode contains animal death, but we're following the baby tigers growing up, so, you know, om nom nom and all that."
that's ok too, but when you were taunting earlier that mommy bear is really shitty at being a mommy bear and maybe the baby bears are going to freeze to death in a tree? nope. i don't want to be jerked around like that.
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