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flying generally sucks.

quick summary in case i don't respond to things:

1. thanks for reading my stories.  i hope to not suck at writing stories in the future.
1. thanks for liking that woefully unfinished story.  i know i have three more parts, and part two is half written.  i should probably just release that.
1. at what point should i just publish the notes for that story, and accept that i'm not going to finish it?
2. thanks for being cool, just in general.
3. don't reply to that other blog if you're just going to talk about thing that are most appropriate on this blog.  i mean, what's wrong with you, M.V.?  i wrote shit there three months ago when google was going to burn all the porn blogs.  they didn't, so i posted more here, and this has always ever been the place i link to.  wtf?
4. this was going to be a point.
5. i'm hungry.
6. my vacation was pretty cool.  it's nice to be able to tell someone she's a jerk, and have her smile back and be cool about it.  i miss having real friends in real life.
1. i hate that she's all "i'm fat," but still looks fashionable, and i'm all "i'm fat," and i look like a potato.
2. but no, really, we spent a lot of this weekend telling each other particular ways in which we need to improve ourselves.
1. "stop being a jerk to your husband.  yes, he's lame, and yes, he's lazy, but you're still somehow attracted to him, so don't fuck it up.  plus, you have a kid, dummy!"
1. "well, maybe you should go to a therapist and tell them all your weird shit, and see if they could help you sort out a plan to not feel awful all the time!"
1. "i called them, and i have to wait a month and a half!"
1. "probably because you stink!"
2. "and do you see how i play with your daughter?  she makes up random crazy shit, and i play along.  how is this difficult?"
1. "but she just shouts at me when i try that!"
1. "pick up the doll and start making the voices first.  she'll wonder what you're doing and try to lead the way"
1. "but i feel silly playing with dolls and making them say things"
1. "dude, she's three.  she's not going to remember you said something silly, she's going to remember you played with her"
3. "so are you drinking still?"
1. LIES: "not so much as before"
1. "really?"
1. LIES: "yeah, like a few drinks, but only on the weekend."
1. I DON"T THINK SHE BELIEVED ME: "that's good"
4. "when was the last time you had a date?"
1. "um"
1. "come on, you shouldn't stay home all the time"
1. "but like, how can anyone ever love me if i can't stand to love me and i have to deal with me all the time?"
1. "so when are you seeing that therapist?"
5. "you should come visit me."
1. "we should probably come visit you."
1. "but you can't stay with me, because my apartment is a mess, and my depression makes it hard to keep up with cleaning."
1. "so"
1. "so i'll try to score a kama'aina hotel, and it'll be cheaper"
1. "did i mention that we didn't have jobs for six months, so we have a lot of debt?"
6. "whoa"
1. "wow."
1. "that's super simple."
1. "like, you don't have to do anything"
1. "except touch pork"
1. "pork is fucking fine, hypochondriac"
1. "with your hands, maybe"
2. it was delicious too.