Tuesday, May 5, 2015

hi. i'm drunk. are you drunk? i'm a lot drunk.

and i should be at work tomorrow.  but it's like 4am right now.  i woke up yesterday at 6am.  dear brain, why are you such a jerk?

so i may just call in tomorrow, "cough cough.  i am sick.  i don't think i can make it in today.  cough cough."

translation:  "cough cough"  humans make this sound, so i'm imitating it to make you think i have the sick.
translation: "i am sick" in the brain.  my brain is so full of corrupt, gross shit, you don't even want to know"
translation: "i don't think i can make it in today." that fucking bitch has ducked out for weeks.  i want a day to sit on my couch and watch shitty daytime tv.  i know we have a schedule, i know we have vendors to vet.  i want to sit down and watch shitty daytime tv while my brain tries to cope with keeping my eyes focused correctly on a single point."
translation: "cough cough" fuck you.  fuck her.  fuck everybody.  i want a day off. :(


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