and i should be at work tomorrow. but it's like 4am right now. i woke up yesterday at 6am. dear brain, why are you such a jerk?
so i may just call in tomorrow, "cough cough. i am sick. i don't think i can make it in today. cough cough."
translation: "cough cough" humans make this sound, so i'm imitating it to make you think i have the sick.
translation: "i am sick" in the brain. my brain is so full of corrupt, gross shit, you don't even want to know"
translation: "i don't think i can make it in today." that fucking bitch has ducked out for weeks. i want a day to sit on my couch and watch shitty daytime tv. i know we have a schedule, i know we have vendors to vet. i want to sit down and watch shitty daytime tv while my brain tries to cope with keeping my eyes focused correctly on a single point."
translation: "cough cough" fuck you. fuck her. fuck everybody. i want a day off. :(
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