"oh, i'm extra horny, let's buy some toys."
- order vibe, but it's magically "backordered" the moment i order. "maybe you'll get it by may?"
- order dildo, it arrives, but it's too big, and is kind of painful. that's on me, you just have to accept things might not be exactly like you hoped. it's at least squishy, so it's not as bad as it could be.
- vibe arrives, but whoopsie, it's not the one i ordered, it's some fucking ass vibe, which i'm pretty sure i would have ordered a better one if that's what i was looking for, but no, that was not fucking what i was looking for.
so i guess the lesson is, "just order shit from amazon, because amazon at least doesn't fuck things up so much."
fuck everything. i hate the world.
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