Friday, June 10, 2016

oh, well, i just fucked up my soundtrack.

so, next time, click the "new post" link in a new tab, i guess.

or don't post so much music on the blog, dummy.  i mean, i guess some people are into hard angry metal, but since 90% of the time i don't listen to that, maybe don't tie on that.

but seriously, if i could kill the king of deceit, i'd do it in a moment.  fucking regicide all over this shit.

"sammy, is there a point today, or should i just expect this to disappear tomorrow?"

yes.  probably.  here are the highlights for this long weekend:


  1. i have a long weekend.  you probably don't.  you probably didn't get to have to have a king either.  like, in the far off past.  when kings were kool, and not just a singularly embodied tyranny.
  2. did i tell that one guy to go fuck himself?  i think so?  if you're that dude, posting all the comments about shit randomly, being all up in my junk, stop it.  just stop.  no.  bad dude.  be better.
  3. i am bad at writing.  i'm going to try this weekend.  no promises.  it was much harder before tumblr.  you had to earn your porn, or something.  tumblr is just all "here's the porn for today.  dug deep in the porn mine, so we've got all these enemas.  just enemas for days.  why?"  because everything eventually is commoditized, and porn has hit that tipping point.
  4. "wait, so what does that mean for your porn writing?" eventually, you'll find a better porn that more closely aligns to your personal kinks.  in the limit of t->infinity, there will be infinitely many porn writers with the same set of kinks as you have, so you'll be fulfilled at zero cost, due to the glut of appropriate kink.

7 comments:

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  2. I'M Sorry MY Bad! I'LL Just Sit And Read Unless I Have Something Inelegant TO SAY & Let U Respond!

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  3. Hey Sammy, as a longtime reader of your work I just want to say:

    1) you do amazing work
    2) you don't owe anyone a thing, so take as long as you need to.

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  4. oh, ha, the magic of "getting the comments in emails"

    looks like i win this round. again. "why are you ignoring me"

    because that's how i win. check. fucking mate. boom. "but, this isn't ignoring, sammy, stop it," yeah, ok, fine, i know. just, that moment where you get a creeper to stop being so creepy at you? it's like biting into a jelly doughnut and having all the jelly just shoot into your mouth, and you're just all "fucking raspberry! YES!"


    also, hey, Mr. Anonymous. i really feel bad about being suck and an awful drunk and not making new porn when i feel like i can. i hope to get something out before the autumn, but i'm bad about promises, so let's just say i'm going to try. and you're super awesome. i'm going to say that too.

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  5. I asked that before I read your message~! You told me to "Stop IT & BE Better" SO I'LL Just Sit & Read! Unless I have Something TO ConTribute! I Still Think You're Pretty KOOL!

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  6. I since deleted after I read what you wrote

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