wake up. stay in bed as long as possible. go to work. solve stupid problems for what is more money than i really need to survive, but also not enough for me to actually be happy solving those stupid problems. go to store. buy stupid junky food that has a 50/50 chance of either getting eaten or left to rot in my fridge. go home. hate all the shitty food i just bought, eat a thing of frozen mac and cheese instead. watch stupid tv all evening while reading crap on the internet that maybe was once fun, but now just seems like a boring trudge to keep up. go to bed and instead of sleeping (since that doesn't work anymore), watch youtube videos as i feel the springs of the mattress i just bought a year ago for like $1200 slowly stabbing me in the back until my eyes water from yawns and i put my computer away to try and pass out.
i'm supposed to do this for another like forty something years?
why?
what's the point? what do i get out of this shit?
You get to have mildly entertaining interactions with random people from the Internet!
ReplyDeleteI know, it's not much, but it's all I got.
Sincerely signed
Somebodywhowon'tmurder/stabyouatHiff.
p.s: That's a mouthful, but it was your idea to sign my posts, and I couldn't come up with anything better.
yeah. that's a shitty deal. the internet is full of jerks.
Deletei was hoping my frequent comment people would be like:
"i'm jake"
"i'm james"
"i'm...let's go with jacob to be cool"
like. choose a name you want, and go with that. i don't care if it makes sense or whatever, i just want to be able to put comments into name files. :-P
all the :-P
also: some serious mental illness issues i should work on.
jesse!
Deleteteam rocket blast off at the speed of light!
i'm saying: i like team rocket over team twerp, ok?
Life is full of jerks, the internet just gives them the anonymity they need to be bold enough to let it show.
ReplyDeleteI try not to judge though, 'cause I'm a jerk too. I do, however, take pride in the fact that I'm a jerk in my own, unusual way.
Sincerely signed
Jesse, A New Kind of Jerk™
i apparently made the team rocket joke before you signed this. i was super drunk, as i am now. sorry.
Deleteand you can't be a jerk if i don't have prior experience to judge your reactions. it's isolated, right?
love,
sammy
Check the warrantee on your mattress; might still be inside it if it's only a year old. That should be something they replace.
ReplyDeletewhen i looked into this, it was all "you have to have the exact type from that manufacturer and that seller"
Deletebut i got this from sears ala moana, and they closed for the renovations.
so i think i'd have to go to kaneohe, and tell them my bed was broken, but it's mostly just not fluffy anymore, and ..........
basically, google told me that if i buy a mattress, i'm a sucker, and there's someone trying to fuck me in the ass.
and
if my bed ends up sucking, i should bend over, because the people fucking me in the ass are totes about to cum, and they appreciate when people accept how much they rape them.
so
in the world where sammy has m&c trucks roaming around for hungry people:
there would be bed police, who would go out and find people setting up such lame situations. and then they'd be shot in hte face. dead. so other people would know that if you're selling beds, own up to it and don't be shit bags, ok?
love,
sammy
Hello Sammy,
ReplyDeletelast comment until you respond I Promise, I don't want to be a creep! So I'll wait it out after this last comment,
I know the feeling where you have Insomnia and literally pass out in front of your TV or Computer, IT SUX!
This advice may be too little too late but you may want to try a new box spring, or a Memory Foam mattress Topper they're super Comfy almost like a pillow top or a temperpetic or you may want to you check you're bed frame sometimes screws/bolts come loose or some times the mattress and box spring can come off track or off center of the bed frame and can cause it to sag!
Well, hope to hear from you!
Sincerely, Tim J.