MR. VETERINARIAN!

He has new stuff!

go look!

poke around, because i just linked to one, and i think he has like three new ones now!

thank you for making new things, Mr. Veterinarian!  i love everything you do!

:D

OMG GO CLICKY NOW!

gah

i just declined two different girls on two different date sites.  i am the worst at valentines day ever.

i wish someone would show up and be like "hey sammy, let's go be cool together."

that would make this whole thing much simpler.

also: dear social anxiety, it'd be great if you'd just kill yourself and be gone, ok?  THX SAMMY!

girl on left

totally me because i had the same reaction when i saw this picture

also: om nom black pantyhose ;)

wah

do you know hannah hart?

she's this youtube lesbian who's going around places soon, but probably not hawaii. :(

but, i'm catching up on her youtube stuff for her tour, and she's totally who i want to meet

like...you know "meet"?

everyone's with me here, right?

anyway, i totes have a story that came up last night, i just need to make the words for it.  i hope you enjoy it, although it's not a lot of bondage or sex or stuff...just like a thought?

a thought that made me snooze my alarm for twenty minutes until i could get off and whatnot.