jerks

so yeah. i'm done with jerks. don't be a jerk.

if we talk about how cool it would be to do kinky stuff, do this little quiz:

1. is sammy tied up under my feet right now?
2. is sammy sucking my cock right this instant?
3. did i hide sammy away somewhere no-one would ever look for her?

if you didn't answer yes at least once, please keep in mind the 3000+ miles between us, and keep your jerk in order, ok?

trying again

blogger deleted my old blog, so i think i'm going to try again. i discovered that one topic i had on the old one might have been again the rules, so i'll be avoiding that in the future.  hopefully people will find my blog again. i just wish i had a copy of all my old posts. :(