ok. toothbrushes.
a while ago, i was grumpy that my toothbrush sucked, and i was like, "tell me how i can get like a dentist toothbrush," and Mr. Christopher was all, "sonic care is pretty cool and clean-y" and then i looked it up and those are like a bajillion dollars and the replacement heads are like $10 a pop.
so, i continued on, using my shitty toothbrush that i hated everyday and silently wished would just die.
or.
inanimate objects can't die. so. um. explode. but like, where it doesn't break my bathroom mirror. i'm already not getting my apartment deposit back. "sorry, my toothbrush exploded," is just going to sound like a lame excuse.
but then: i went to longs, and was like, "fuck it, let's get a fancy toothbrush." and i looked, and saw this like $20 thing from somebody name brand. oral-b or tooth-police or i-made-up-my-second-name-so-why-did-i-think-i-had-a-third. but there was a cvs version next to it for like $11.
cvs is what long's is called everywhere else. they bought long's a few years ago, but since everyone here has been going to long's since forever, they keep all the stores here long's.
also, this was for two toothbrushes.
that's important on the cost-benefit analysis thing.
so previously, i'd brush my teeth in the morning because i'm not like an actual monster. but this new vibrating super brush.
that's also important. this is some vibrating super brush shit. not like "wtf is up with this toothbrush that makes it $5.50?" it has a left and a right side, and they strapped them both to a vibrator, so you push the button, and it's like you're masturbating your teeth.
and it's wonderful.
now i'm doing the whole "brush at night too, gross-face" and thinking about how i can justify just always having this purple vibrating stick in my mouth all the time.
yes, in case you were wondering, i'm feeling a bit weird today. but my teeth are super clean.
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