ok, this is nonsense

but david bowie.

omg

how is he that sexy?  like,

all the girls ever are all, "let's do sex, sammy"

"nope"

"david bowie"

"oh, fuck, we lose to that dude!"

omg.

i mean, he's all super old and shit, and i go on youtube, and i'm just like, "whenever, whatever, no one cares"

i love you, mr david bowie.

also, you, key.  you knew i loved you.  i love you so much.