dude who keeps pestering me to "blackmail" him somehow? check. dude, i don't care about you, and i'm not sure "reads my shitty porn blog" is something i can blackmail you with. i'd have to find your friends and family, and research shit, and fuck it. i have neither the time nor the motivation to set up the stupidest hobby in the world.
another random marketing jerk wanting me to promote a product on my blog? check. these i just don't understand. if i want to get people interested in my shitty "screen capture software" ('P.S. Don't change text in the link. It should be "Screen Capture Software"', fuck you jenny. fuck you and fuck your capital letters.), i'd probably find someone who had ever in their life mentioned screen capture software. and if i do put in the link, i get a free copy? woo! according to the review i found, "I think that it is just a Russian scam." but just imagine all the things i could do with "screen capture software". i could put up videos of me typing out my next story, only to end the video with me deleting everything because i don't like it. wouldn't that be fun?
another notice from that one twitter bot that keeps following and unfollowing me so they can follow me again? check. this seems like if they added a feature to my fridge that would have it periodically beep sadly until i went over and pet it. you're not a real person, so stop being so needy.
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